Eyebrows were raised when the NFLPA end-of-season report revealed that some of the Cincinnati Bengals’ facilities at Paycor Stadium left a lot to be desired.
Players from around the league were asked to provide anonymous feedback and grades on the facilities they use day in, day out. For the Bengals, areas like the family room, cafeteria and locker room did not score highly. Work is now underway at the stadium to make wholesale improvements.
Thanks to architect and specialist stadium experience designer, A. Fool Ltd, Bengals UK can now reveal work-in-progress images from the locker room, cafeteria and family areas.
The new home locker room will feature a gold-plated tiger as its centrepiece, with marble flooring and titanium player lockers with gold trimming and handles.
Toilets and showers are also now gold-plated. These luxurious fittings were installed by Golden Showers Ltd. They honestly were.
Facing criticism about its cafeteria, the club has now produced something magical. Each table will now feature gold-plated place settings and crockery, butler service, a choice of fine wines and cutlery made from gold-embossed sterling silver.
Waiting staff will also be on hand to dispense nutritional supplements and vitamins to the players whenever they should need them.
Waiting staff will also be on hand in-game, to cater for the families’ needs.
Finally, new club seats will make their debut at Paycor in the 2024 season. These new seats will provide couch-level comfort, and remote control wheels so club ticket holders will be able to travel to vendors selling beer, Donatos pizza and Skyline Chili in the concourses and plazas without leaving their seats.
The new memory foam seats will also provide the opportunity to season ticket holders in this section to mould the shape of their own butts into the seats themselves, which will stay in there for the whole season and ensure maximum comfort.
Images: Tom McDowell
Bengals UK 
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Nice, but gold plated toilets, sinks, etc? Marble flooring? This is nice, but a bit excessive if it’s true. I would think that they would use the money to expand seating capacity or do more to improve the fan experience. Take care of the players, but the fans should have the best possible experience, especially with the cost of the tickets.
way too much. Hamilton county is pay multi-millionairs to dress before a game. After we pay for the food the tickets there jerseys and parking. To listen to the players complain about the looks of the locker room. And have child care were we struggle to get childcare just to go and watch them play. As they complain more a and more. They don’t pay for nothing, im a huge football fan. Why don’t they talk to Anthony Munoz , Boomer Ession, Ickey Woods. James Brooks, Carl pickens, Kenny Anderson, ask them boys about there home when they were playing. Win a freaking Super Bowl actually win at least 3 in a row then you might deserverbreakfast in bed that won’t come out of your pay check you selfish people. Spoiled human beings. A lot of people can play football at that level with these rules. It’s the media that says it’s the highest level I know hundreds of people whobcan do the same as anyone else on them field. With the tranning for free and the facility people have now. All it takes is practice. And all guys get it for free. Spoiled rottin
that would be a bit ridiculous please tell me this is an April fool’s Day joke